Charlotte Edwards slips through the portals of probably the most exclusive dating website in the entire wide interweb.
For 20 thrilling moments on the neck of a Raya member, We have a keyhole view regarding the app that is dating A-listers, and, oh my word, it is enjoyable. First, there's a Hollywood star, aged around 33 - maybe not that hot, but really talented. Was not he up for the Oscar? But he lives in LA, and we also're in London. Then up: is the fact that a Chelsea player? Really, We hate soccer. 'X' him (because an X and a heart are Raya's form of remaining and right swipes). Oooh, that is this DJ-I've-vaguely-heard- of? Look just what enjoyable he is having in the profile photo. Is he at a club in Ibiza? Upcoming! A-ha! That one is a nut-brown monobrow, laughing from the planet's cares on their yacht.
And as I laugh with him, the application is minimised on my Raya buddy's iPhone, plus the fun vanishes like cocaine down the plughole in a police raid. 'we can not explain to you any longer, ' she claims. 'I'll be trashed. ' Because Raya is focused on exclusivity and secrecy.